EASY Trivia!!!

[billybobfred]

There aren't any topics in this board. This is wrong. I mean to fix this with the EASY TRIVIA GAME!

RULES:
1. These questions are either impossible to know (what are the Meteor's past crimes) or impossible not to know (who kidnapped Sandy).
2. You will not give the real answers. That's not what this is about. This is about giving ridiculous answers that make me and other people laugh out loud.
3. There is no rule 3.

Now that that's out of the way, here are this week's EASY questions!

1. Who kidnapped Sandy?
2. What are the Meteor's past crimes?
3. How do you get into the mansion?

This won't actually be a weekly thing...or will it?

Since I can edit my posts, this post will include a fully up-to-date scoreboard.

SCOREBOARD:
Awesome points (most awesome answer each "week")
None, because this is the first post.

Crazy points (not the most awesome, but pretty funny anyway)
Again, none.

Insane points (answers that didn't make sense)
Dakota. I mean, none.

Stupid points (answers that just weren't funny)
Zero, to anyone.

EDIT: This is going slowly...just to kick-start things, I'll put up my own answers. Obviously I won't get any points for them.

1) Bowser, duh! He was tired of that Peach girl he kept kidnapping.
2) Grand petty larceny in the pi degree, eagle juggling, and frothing loyalty.
3) PSI Teleport (beta)! *runs in circles, vanishes, reappears inside the mansion*

[Scummbuddy]

1. I'm pretty sure that Dr. Fred brainwashed the Hampster into kidnapping Sandy.
2. 2nd degree Indecent Exposure - Too much crystal showing.
3. Ring the doorbell, hide inside of a box labeled for Ned and when he brings you up to your room, jump out and plant a big kiss on him, ala, Looney Tunes.